You have the tendency to spend too much time on the internet clicking from site to site to site (to site to site) until hours and hours and hours have gone by. It’s really become a problem. So much of a problem that your significant other has come up with a drastic plan. If you spend more than an hour a day online, he will take you across his knee and spank you, something he’s never done before.
So (clearly) you are on the internet. You’ve dutifully set the timer on the stove for an hour, and you have an hourglass at your elbow as a back-up.
You’re right in the middle of an engrossing blog when-- The timer goes off. The last grain of sand falls.
If you are a good girl and shut down the computer, perhaps allowing yourself a sigh of regret, go HERE.
If you keep reading as the timer keeps beeping and the hourglass stands with a pile of sand in the bottom, go HERE.